(review for fallout 76 as it currently stands)

You know what? I liked it.
Yes the shooting was fucking jank to get used to.
Yes, the story was non-existent & dull.
Yes, it had 0 Roleplaying elements for a fallout game.

But by god, there goes one of the best online shop keeper simulators I’ve ever played.
God speed 76. I pray you become better each day.

I returned to the lands of skyrim for the 6th time in my life to master the game. No, not know every single bit of it and be that skyrim guy. No no. Just platinum it & be proud of that fact.

Skyrim is just as fun as it was on release, the charming bugs and rag doll physics keep my neurodivergent brain releasing feel good chemicals for hours.

If it wasn’t for this, it would be a one star game. How fucking dare they restrict me from marrying hot vampire girl. Fuck you Todd Howard, you vampire cuck.

(completed on PS5)

It was ok. Yes. It’s a child game.

The combat was a good introduction to RPG games. The story was relatively simple, not hard to grasp if coco melon was your THING last year.

Yeah, I guess the only negative was the level of grinding required to get a platinum trophy for the game.

(completed on PS5)

If it was not the show, I would have never returned to this game. Whilst it boasts realistic, grating tank-like controls & ever evading aiming, it houses a fantastic zombie survival story that pushed me past these gripes to the finish line.

However, if I spent a single second more in that fucking electric facility locker room rush sequence, I would have frisbeed my console into the stratosphere.

A fantastically fleshed out deck building ‘x-com’ style tactical action game with a generous sprinkling of Persona relationship building.

You can fight streets full of demons then go home & romance the pants off Blade with video games or book club meetings.

The only reason I mark this down is because I tried to obtain the platinum after around 50+ hours into my single playthrough. Unfortunately it was so heavily bugged, I couldn’t get it and was told to ‘start a new playthrough’ to get it. 50. Hours. Of. Work.

The amount of love poured into the side quest ‘Howard’ had me crying for hours.

a ‘spectacular’ sequel to both spiderman games. I enjoyed the main story quite heavily, the only issues I had were with somewhat poor dialogue from Peter Parker.

Why do they make him so cringe at times.
(P.S. the electric spider line took years off my life)