This game is so stupid. US Agent Bruce Mcgivern is called on to track down Dr. Morpheus D. Duval, who's extorting China and the US to the tune of 5 Billion dollarinos. Bruce looks and sounds like the Tiger King and his love interest is Ada Wong Fongling, a Chinese agent who, the moment she even thinks about betraying China, is targeted by an orbital satellite laser.
Morpheus turns into a super tyrant, which for some reason gives him organic high heels and a rockin set of tits. The fight between him and Bruce plays out like an MGS battle. When defeated, Morpheus explodes, killing everyone....until the post credits reveal Bruce and Fongling survived in a convenient, not established submarine.
The game-play isn't too shabby, better than the last survivor game because it's actually designed like a light gun game where you have to target weak points and stuff, but the game almost doesn't matter because I was just rushing between areas to see the next cutscene.
Morpheus turns into a super tyrant, which for some reason gives him organic high heels and a rockin set of tits. The fight between him and Bruce plays out like an MGS battle. When defeated, Morpheus explodes, killing everyone....until the post credits reveal Bruce and Fongling survived in a convenient, not established submarine.
The game-play isn't too shabby, better than the last survivor game because it's actually designed like a light gun game where you have to target weak points and stuff, but the game almost doesn't matter because I was just rushing between areas to see the next cutscene.