I was born at a very young age, unaware that I, too, wanted Jotaro Kujo to say mean things to me.

One of the most profoundly impressive and content-dense fangames I’ve ever seen crafted proved otherwise, and sent me directly to an infinite hell of fucking way too many random encounters interrupting my fun roadtrip boy seduction adventure (At the end, bond with your loved one through murdering RANCID vibes British man)

All in all, a great love letter to an extremely long and content rich franchise, emulating those very same traits - to limited success. If I ever again have to fight a bunch of infinite doll enemies for three fucking consecutive stages and I don’t even get to kiss Kakyoin at the end because I was too desperate for his affection, I am going to fucking explode

Fascinatingly awful, much the same as the film of origin (Fellow terrible movie game enjoyers, please instruct me anytime about what we call the buds from which our poison medicine spawns).

Dabbles in almost every genre you can imagine over the course of the runtime - detective point and click, blockshuffler passagemaker, FMV jousting adventure, run and grab ‘descending objects’ type, and even a boss fight in which you must eat a man to death as he descends upon you. None of them to any real remarkable outcome, all of them so blisteringly short than none live up to what fun they dared to think they might have been - yet still, the game dips that gangly toe into games of such varying origin, of such wildly different make, however derivative and fleeting those pleas of engaging gameplay ring

An absolute blight upon the senses, all of it, with horribly bitcrushed filmclips and MIDI soundtracks to torment you all the while - it was all very fun when I was 7 years old, braindead, and wanted to be Shaggy’s best friend so bad it hurt. Will take you a hot 3 hours to beat! Recommendable little game.