VOODOO ranked

Mobile games are the bottom of the barrel In the grand scope of gaming, so if they're the bottom of the barrel, VOODOO games is the floor the barrel sits upon, worthless trash that isn't even worth thinking about, and yet they get millions of downloads, and hundreds of horrinble ads everywhere about their games, and the apps themselves are all filled with ads they, have very shallow gameplay, and are all around just bad they, they pump out games based on whatever is popular on mobile, for reference, most of their games aren't even on backloggd, and most of them have 0 reviews and not even any cover arts. that's how much trash they push out, and that's how little is actually here, maybe I'll update this list when more of their games get added, but I'm finished for now. And yet, I ranked them, I wasted my time ranking them, and here they are.

Helix Jump
Helix Jump
same thing as Splashy except some parts of the platform can hurt you and ads are shoved down your throat 3/10
Hole.io
Hole.io
I used to love this game when I was young, it was fun, but now it's horrible, they put ads in the middle of every round! so not only does the game reveal it has fake multi-player, but it shoves ads down your throat. just play katamari damacy. 1/10
Paper.io
Paper.io
a simple boring and forgettable .io game 3/10
Paper.io 2
Paper.io 2
same thing as hole.io but get rid of the satisfying factor of getting bigger, and more ads shoved down your throat. 1/10
Snake vs. Block
Snake vs. Block
kinda addicting for a while, but then gets boring. 4/10
Aquapark.io
Aquapark.io
a racing game were you can skip all the way to the end 1/10
Ball Blast
Ball Blast
This was going to be a 3/10 but then I clicked a button that took me to an unskippible ad without telling me it could do that so now it's a 2/10. also it's too boring and easy
Fight List - Categories Game
Fight List - Categories Game
I have more fun listing my groceries. 2/10
Baseball Boy!
Baseball Boy!
soccer kick except visually worse and runs at like 5 fps, no. 2/10
Crowd City
Crowd City
same thing as hole.io and paper.io 2 but with horrendous controls, the worst game I have ever seen, if it even counts as one. 1/10.
Fat 2 Fit!
Fat 2 Fit!
is this someone's fetish? 1/10
Flappy Dunk
Flappy Dunk
a flappy bird clone but you go through hoops instead of pipes. wow. 3/10
Rolly Vortex
Rolly Vortex
ads are uncommon and the gameplay is eh 4/10
Dunk Hit
Dunk Hit
kinda satisfying but also visually a bore, and not much more than that 3/10
Roller Splat!
Roller Splat!
The best voodoo game easily, controls are fun, the puzzles are nice, and very little ads from what I played, it still offers nothing outside of that however, and it's sad that their best game is a 4/10
Splashy!
Splashy!
kinda fun and interesting but very forgettable and boring after a while. 3/10
Stack Jump
Stack Jump
it's an inoffensive simple and easy game, with barely any ads from what I played 4/10
Fire Rides
Fire Rides
visually one of the more interesting games, but just play Pendulum+ on your browser 3/10
Bumper.io
forgettable and horribly controlled .io game, also ads. 1/10
Color Road
Color Road
easy bland and Boring, wish I could say more, but the game didn't in the first place so... 3/10
Perfect Hit . . .
Snake vs. block but in 3D and worse. 3/10
Idle Flipper
Idle Flipper
controls suck and its one of the worst idles out there, hell it will lock some upgrades behind an ad. at least it feeling kinda satisfying to flip it successfully?? 2/10
Planet Bomber!
the worst idle game ever created and its so boring I get more out of my morning piss than this game. 1/10
Rock of Destruction!
visually a bore and probably the most boring game known to man. 1/10
Soccer Kick
it's fun to kick the ball for 5 minutes but then gets tedious and boring 3/10
Wacky Run
Wacky Run
you can win by holding down your finger and doing nothing else. no thanks. 1/10
Titan-3D
The worst thing about this game is that it feels like it's trying to be an actual game, it's the most fleshed out of any of these games, but is also visually terrible, and plays terrible, oh yea and ads. 2/10

3 Comments


Where the hell is Fat 2 Fit?

2 years ago

I don't think it was on backloggd when I did this list, as it Realeased on the appstore a few days before this list was made, I'll add it tho

2 years ago

added it, unsurprisingly it sucked


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