It's so trashy I don't even want to give it an earnest effort. Frustrating from the start and incredibly unfair to the player, it's the textbook definition of "NES Cruel." Metal Gear NES only deserves modern recognition for its hilarious English localization. I am glad that Konami included this and its direct sequel in the Master Collection, even if it's just an oddity people like me will get mad at for a half hour and then drop it for a longplay.