Where to even start with this one good lord.
From the game being boring as sin to it glitching the fuck out at least for me my partner seemed to be fine for the most part to some asshole literally spitting fax over the radio in chapter 14 yelling FACT every 5 minutes or so in FACT I'll structure this just like that dip shit did.
FACT : This game somehow manages to look way worse than it's predecessor from 2 years ago the visuals in general are extremely boring except at the very end where it starts to get semi competent only for it to end.
FACT: If I wasn't playing this in CO-OP I would have never finished this shit. It really stress tests the "everything is fun with friends" to the limit.
FACT : The glitches holy shit they were everywhere from ha ha funny ones to me being banished to the final boss' asshole during the fight and having to reset to us getting fucking scammed at some point at a bench where we used all our resources only for the game to shit itself and disconnect saving the FACT that it took our resources but not what we bought with them THANK YOU EA.
speaking of thanking EA fuck their app you can't even invite people for some ungodly reason and even connecting to each other takes 10-15 minutes every time we start this trashfire.
FACT: I ran out of shit to say just wanted to say FACT one more time.
One final FACT : If you are playing this trash find a co-op partner it's way more tolerable that way or you know just don't fucking play it period.
From the game being boring as sin to it glitching the fuck out at least for me my partner seemed to be fine for the most part to some asshole literally spitting fax over the radio in chapter 14 yelling FACT every 5 minutes or so in FACT I'll structure this just like that dip shit did.
FACT : This game somehow manages to look way worse than it's predecessor from 2 years ago the visuals in general are extremely boring except at the very end where it starts to get semi competent only for it to end.
FACT: If I wasn't playing this in CO-OP I would have never finished this shit. It really stress tests the "everything is fun with friends" to the limit.
FACT : The glitches holy shit they were everywhere from ha ha funny ones to me being banished to the final boss' asshole during the fight and having to reset to us getting fucking scammed at some point at a bench where we used all our resources only for the game to shit itself and disconnect saving the FACT that it took our resources but not what we bought with them THANK YOU EA.
speaking of thanking EA fuck their app you can't even invite people for some ungodly reason and even connecting to each other takes 10-15 minutes every time we start this trashfire.
FACT: I ran out of shit to say just wanted to say FACT one more time.
One final FACT : If you are playing this trash find a co-op partner it's way more tolerable that way or you know just don't fucking play it period.
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What sticks with me the most is that one of the villains looks like Elton John.
Elton John was the FACT guy I was talking about. He happens to be voiced by Simon Templeman who did Kain from LoK so I got an extra kick outta that.
ummmm okay but that's you're opinon doe!
Shut up blackwind
Nachy
1 year ago
FACT: The hardest boss was trying to connect together, and the scariest moments were seeing the 'CONNECTION INTERRUPTED' messages
FACT: When your co-op partner opens up the microtransaction store, the other player is forced to wait until they're finished browsing coupled with a big pop up on-screen