You know what? Fuck it, this game sucks. I've played it numerous times now, and while it doesn't do anything nearly as gay as stuff like Mario 64 or Odyssey, it's just as shitty and terrible as any other 3D Mario game.

Used to think that the people who preferred this over 3D World were crazy, but the more I replay both games, the more I begin to understand where they're coming from. They're still right.