Well I did it, I has Battletoads.
It's a game that presents itself as a beat 'em up when it's really only that like 15% of the time, the bulk of the game is it trying to come up with new ways to kill you. Turbo Tunnel is an infamous example but that's only scratching the surface of how much this game hates you and your entire existence. Vulkmire's Inferno, Terra Tubers, Rat Race, and ESPECIALLY Clinger Winger hate you for being alive.
From what I've seen of its changes, I encourage curious people to stick to the Japanese version, for their own sanity.
It's a game that presents itself as a beat 'em up when it's really only that like 15% of the time, the bulk of the game is it trying to come up with new ways to kill you. Turbo Tunnel is an infamous example but that's only scratching the surface of how much this game hates you and your entire existence. Vulkmire's Inferno, Terra Tubers, Rat Race, and ESPECIALLY Clinger Winger hate you for being alive.
From what I've seen of its changes, I encourage curious people to stick to the Japanese version, for their own sanity.