Monopoly but EA grrrrrr low star rating >:[ foreshadowing Microsoft's road to monopoly of the market after acquiring EA, eh? Won't happen, right? This is quite old now and I hadn't played it very long, man who cares the best board game back then was Blokus I was SO in with that shit.

You got a "characters with a lack of drip" bonus with your "everyday objects but iron" pick. I'm not even sure you pick them honestly. You operate on a capitalist society's whim after all... as per the lady who invented Monopoly intended. She was ahead of the curve.

They look so sad when they go to jail, this is sickening! The carceral system is a blight on us all. I don't intend to review Monopoly gameplay... when I can use this time to play yuri VNs. Goodb ye