Bro? On yo momma? I gotta yap about fat fuck karting deluxe? This game, from what I remember of the OG, has been improved to the degree you can expect a 3DS game to be on PC. It could have been improved further. That's not a problem though when you have unlimited empathy (like myself!!), imagine working on this game making pristine 3D garfield assets and prefabs under crunch, yeah you don't want that... not that it's many assets but it doesnt take much to break someone's spirits. The grind takes its toll on us all... so, be nice. You never know if the person in front of you has been slaving away on a shitty licensed game.

Not many things to do. Few courses, few items, few customization = few fun. The maths is mathing. This was made to check boxes but I still have to think about the fact that Garfield Kart got a sequel faster than VA-11 Hall-A. One day, we shall. That day, we shall gather the boys and race in full glory on one of the desert maps (1/3 of the courses are desert themed).

I have striped this game of all its layers. There truly is nothing else to say. Painstakingly, I might have to admit this was a drunk purchase. I was lucid enough to know what I was doing, but this might have helped.

Reviewed on Feb 20, 2024


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