Sega does what Namcon't. A rich alternative to Mappy. Looks great for 1984, an infamous year for some but not a hint of complete government control is reflected in the game, it feels great to be in the good timeline. This is... surely... the first game where you control a periodt, I mean mother and since daddy ain't home you have to retrieve your children to apply for full custody of the kids at the local town hall. My media literacy is unmatched hmmm yes I believe that's the story. And some of your kids have a sense of fashion already! That or, they're blind, probably that they keep running away from me like they don't want none of that child support. The Flickies bout to turn into the Nuggies if I wasn't the good gamer I claim to be.

Mama's enemies are birds' apex predators, cats! And lizards. Yeah they're in the mix who cares any kind of content is impressive in these old games. They didn't have Unreal Engine yknow they struggled for every line of code. You're in for a bad time if they catch you, but no worries... they won't. I'm on the case. That and I have the steam collection with rewind features, damn look what you got me to admit. I'm ending the review right here idc you think I care do you well not on my watch I never asked for any of this you know daddy he just came into my life just like that and just like that I gotta take care of a dozen unruly kids like you you think it's easy huh but no you just had to be the man if you'd done your job known your place we'd all be fine right now