shovelware yuck ahh level transitions but it's enough that they exist! That's how I feel mentally rn so Sonic 3 might pave the path to self-acceptance I've been reaching for. If only with a bit of validation. I lied tho it ain't do shit to my mental health anyways they smoked the whole pack last time so Sonic 3 is free of some of these insane levels we had to suffer through in 2. No more 7_7 just >.< on another note these levels fall under a questionable game essence bcuz it feels apparent in hindsight the game's development was rocky and its actually a best-of levels compilation, albeit the veil is thick enough to hide that fact unless you actively knew this fact.

Sonic hit the slay button and got a big makeover! Tails too I suppose. I'm not even sure tbh he might be keeping me company but he ain't even no factor tho he been surprising me hitting the boss in my stead sometimes, this is the cowardly way we know real mfs just hit their bosses with their own hands. um pauuuse that was outta pocket. Have you seen these bosses? Now you have. The well of ideas hasn't run dry yet and you're free to cook some of them to your liking, if you dare try a riskier approach to speed things up.

I wanna have a little break here to mention the music. Now, I'm a great VGM enthuthiast but I keep that shit away from reviews since my list and compendium are enough for me. However, it's understated to say how colossaly fucked Sega got themselves the exact moment the fanboy side of the psyche beat the rational side in a cerebral tug-of-war, yes I'm talking about MJ. He owns his music at any rate, and played a big part in the Sonic Origins fiasco, I aim to be this problematic post-mortem.

Well, for the lack of a better term, that's Sonic in a nutshell. We got a sizeable entry that doesn't outstay its welcome. Is it the first game that needs two "discs"? Whatever the case, it's an awesome hour inside the hedgehog. I mean controlling him. Fuck I mean-