Sticks. Swordfighting. Go figures, do not let me down! Anybody who played this gets it, what makes it truly fun, and it's not microtransactions. Tug-of-war truly shines when it's not just blind button spamming, now it's just button mashing. See where them legs get you, if you're unable to catch up just give up and turn the other cheek. Nah but just trust me you sooner oughta give up and run away because you'll be back stronger than ever to cockblock your foe. Boi I need to make sure to write that down, here I am chasing someone's tail with matching speed like a gullible idiot trying to get the drippy shoes on the first hour of black friday. All this can be avoided with suicidal thoughts...

It's crazy how they called this Nidhogg because that mf just vores you. Immaculate thought process. Sure, if you consider that a win Mark go ahead, I won't question the elevated one. If I start talking too much shit and start seeing my opponent raising their sword above their head I know I done fucked up. No crazy combos but you can move kinda crazy and the ultimate disrespect is stomping on your opponent's head to make it explode, despite the clear absence of signs of life already. Death isn't enough I want that mf no head pause 💀

So, that's about it. Did you know human cadavers could be used for composting? I've now proven without a shadow of a doubt that this game is woke. Shame on the devs whole family tree spanning the last and next 300 years. Hmm but also, characters are barely more than humanoid so who knows what we can compost outta them?