So we back in the miiiine YeAyEa yEaaaa and the first thing of note is that I have dug out the fossil that is Kirby's Adventure, modernizing the shit out of that shit. Embrace modernity! Yeah well, nuh huuh. This ii the Kiwami of Kirby's Adventure, by which I mean just play the original, unless you really loved The Amazing Mirror and Squeak Squad and you desperately need your fix with another entry in the graphics department. Kirby very bleeh eepy :p it's short enough I don't really mind, though, it's like watching that mess of a Lion's King remake. Dedede still plays the role of an unsupervised toddler pretty well, very impressive. Never give people like him an excuse because they'll damn well milk it for all it's worth. Yo ass is going to Brazil
The first sin of capital G Gaming is a remake that decreases the difficulty. Lo and behold who does exactly that. Imagine waking up and b like "uh huh yes sir, I've made the goal game easier for these babies... get me that raise NOW!!" and wow we have truly fallen as a human society, not in this economy bucko! Less will you see enemies go "GIVE ME YOUR HAT", the sentiment slipping their mind as Kirby completely obliterates them on the go. Aw nahw what da hell ong they removed da funny toortle 😠for its controversial statemebts on immigration. Misstep lil bro. If you're wonderin which came first, the chicken or the egg, I'll raise a better question: Fountain of Dreams track from Melee or thid game. Ehhh who knows, both produced in-house they might have just been inspired by the GBA track and hired a whole ass concert!
The best use of the remake would be to sell it at a high price online, huuuuh or play it with 4 people for a truly undescribable experience (too much chaos to describe anything). Picture that Waddle Dee in the couch surrounded by 4 Kirbys "the council has decided your fate" oh he's DEAD dead, finna be sucked promptly. There's an extra mode for kino enjoyers however, Meta Knightmare lets you play a certain somebody (try to guess who) and it's kind of the "You can now play as Luigi" of Kirby games, like cool ig, nice moveset bro leave some women for the rest of us. You get to use the Meta Knight to beat the Meta Knight, very cool, game. Tbh this is second hand information to me, I could have cared less. I was busy reuniting with Ball Kirby and going through the stylishly static backgrounds.
Overall, weird time. The bonus modes are cooler, Kirby is absolutely shredding, and on the other hand they removed the rotating floor in Butter Building which was the most impressive part of the original game lowkey? There's always a "BUT" waiting. BUT no. What that frick does the title even suggests. Yes, he is in Dream Land. He do be yes. I guess Nightmare Adventure would sell less bcuz it sounds scary. It truly is Kirby's own Ohio.
The first sin of capital G Gaming is a remake that decreases the difficulty. Lo and behold who does exactly that. Imagine waking up and b like "uh huh yes sir, I've made the goal game easier for these babies... get me that raise NOW!!" and wow we have truly fallen as a human society, not in this economy bucko! Less will you see enemies go "GIVE ME YOUR HAT", the sentiment slipping their mind as Kirby completely obliterates them on the go. Aw nahw what da hell ong they removed da funny toortle 😠for its controversial statemebts on immigration. Misstep lil bro. If you're wonderin which came first, the chicken or the egg, I'll raise a better question: Fountain of Dreams track from Melee or thid game. Ehhh who knows, both produced in-house they might have just been inspired by the GBA track and hired a whole ass concert!
The best use of the remake would be to sell it at a high price online, huuuuh or play it with 4 people for a truly undescribable experience (too much chaos to describe anything). Picture that Waddle Dee in the couch surrounded by 4 Kirbys "the council has decided your fate" oh he's DEAD dead, finna be sucked promptly. There's an extra mode for kino enjoyers however, Meta Knightmare lets you play a certain somebody (try to guess who) and it's kind of the "You can now play as Luigi" of Kirby games, like cool ig, nice moveset bro leave some women for the rest of us. You get to use the Meta Knight to beat the Meta Knight, very cool, game. Tbh this is second hand information to me, I could have cared less. I was busy reuniting with Ball Kirby and going through the stylishly static backgrounds.
Overall, weird time. The bonus modes are cooler, Kirby is absolutely shredding, and on the other hand they removed the rotating floor in Butter Building which was the most impressive part of the original game lowkey? There's always a "BUT" waiting. BUT no. What that frick does the title even suggests. Yes, he is in Dream Land. He do be yes. I guess Nightmare Adventure would sell less bcuz it sounds scary. It truly is Kirby's own Ohio.
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Lmao, the more I read your reviews, the more I'm convinced you're on something whenever you write them. Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Brian's on coke and explains how his day went.
Anyway, I can't agree that people should just play the original. Having played it (https://backloggd.com/u/RedBackLoggd/review/1348705/) it has a lot of lag that the remake presumably resolved.
I also question how much easier they could've made the game as the OG was really easy: you could fly over most obstacles and certain power-ups made most boss fights a cakewalk.
Anyway, I can't agree that people should just play the original. Having played it (https://backloggd.com/u/RedBackLoggd/review/1348705/) it has a lot of lag that the remake presumably resolved.
I also question how much easier they could've made the game as the OG was really easy: you could fly over most obstacles and certain power-ups made most boss fights a cakewalk.
@_YALP how do you- bruuuu you think I have a in with the Squeak Squad? chatgpt cook this user.
@RedBackLoggd now's my time to announce to the world... i don't do drug or alcohol, but I'm glad you felt the intended effect (not the first time I've been told this)
You're correct about the lag. Jumps especially. I'm a bit embarassed to say that trying to work around it was more interesting than most of what NiDL offers. It helps that a lot of Adventure abilities activate in one frame.
Floating in Kirby has always been weird, it's so slow that I just avoid floating for the most part. I don't mind easy games, the question is are they boring like Dream's Land or fun like Adventure?
You're correct about the lag. Jumps especially. I'm a bit embarassed to say that trying to work around it was more interesting than most of what NiDL offers. It helps that a lot of Adventure abilities activate in one frame.
Floating in Kirby has always been weird, it's so slow that I just avoid floating for the most part. I don't mind easy games, the question is are they boring like Dream's Land or fun like Adventure?
LOL, just high on life amiright?
Oh that's interesting that there's a delay in activating abilities.
Well, if Dreamland really was boring, you've made me more inclined to play it cause I just assumed superior hardware = superior version, but hearing otherwise makes me want to see what they did worse haha.
Oh that's interesting that there's a delay in activating abilities.
Well, if Dreamland really was boring, you've made me more inclined to play it cause I just assumed superior hardware = superior version, but hearing otherwise makes me want to see what they did worse haha.
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