Technically I completed 99% of the game with the final level freezing and there might be/probably is a way to work around that but well I've done enough lol. Watched the final 10 minutes on YouTube and it's just as tedious as the rest of the game is. Very funny, nihilistic ending though which almost made me give the game two stars if it wasn't for literally everything else here. At least it's mostly funny-bad instead of boring-bad. Not by much though (like 60-40) and it's still just an overall torturous experience. They really did double-down on the ring levels here and while it can be somewhat of a thrill when you're going super fast performing a tricky maneuver of hastily placed/moving rings there's just SO many of these levels and they go on FOREVER. Almost lost my mind a few times here. Still those levels are more competent than any of the actual mission objectives and their asinine level designs. Definitely a rushed game to say the least.

Went through the trouble of beating it for both the meme and I've now earned the right to abandon whatever games I may please from here on out for getting all/99% of the way through this one. Will also be dming said future abandoned game's director on Twitter to let them know that I got farther in Superman 64 than I did in their boring, pansy ass game just to rub it in.

Reviewed on Feb 19, 2023


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