"If this game lives to see the summer of 2025, I will be incredibly shocked."

Between bad controls, mediocre map design, characters that feel more like Vtuber avatars than actual characters, boring multiplayer modes, tedious combat, horrible visual noise, and terrible business practices including terrible microtransactions and AI art, Foamstars is a game that is an absolute mess that people are complaining about for the wrong reasons.

You guys hate this game for being a "Splatoon Ripoff." I hate it because it's just an awful video game. We are not the same.