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Yoko Shimomura rhythm game
Neat and fun recap to the series at large and that's all it really needed to be... it's been a while since I first played the games and it really helped rekindle my love for them
EXCEPT why does Kairi still not get a proper role despite appearing to be the main focus of the game please Nomura she deserves so much better
EXCEPT why does Kairi still not get a proper role despite appearing to be the main focus of the game please Nomura she deserves so much better
Kingdom Hearts rhythm game... okay.
I mean it's fine ig. It is literally just 10 hours of songs you can play through. and the story is just 9 and a half hours of recapping the entire franchise which, If you've just marathoned the entire franchise, get's very old, very quick.
Only the last 30 or so minutes has original story so you can just watch it on YouTube to be honest.
Gameplay wise? I mean it's a rhythm game, that's about it, you know what you're getting here.
well I am finally done with this franchise for awhile.
Thank god.
don't get me wrong, I do love this series.
but fuck me I also hate it lol.
I mean it's fine ig. It is literally just 10 hours of songs you can play through. and the story is just 9 and a half hours of recapping the entire franchise which, If you've just marathoned the entire franchise, get's very old, very quick.
Only the last 30 or so minutes has original story so you can just watch it on YouTube to be honest.
Gameplay wise? I mean it's a rhythm game, that's about it, you know what you're getting here.
well I am finally done with this franchise for awhile.
Thank god.
don't get me wrong, I do love this series.
but fuck me I also hate it lol.
This game has the Re:Coded problem where you play through a fucking highlight reel only to get like 5 minutes of information that you actually care about at the very end but unlike Re:Coded this game is good!
They cucked KH3 so hard though, good Lord. Playing the Let It Go stage took 20 years off my life. The game also just randomly ate my inputs? Like I would hit a button, and still completely miss the note, it was really weird. Nothing is wrong with the buttons on my Switch controller, this is the only game that does this.
They cucked KH3 so hard though, good Lord. Playing the Let It Go stage took 20 years off my life. The game also just randomly ate my inputs? Like I would hit a button, and still completely miss the note, it was really weird. Nothing is wrong with the buttons on my Switch controller, this is the only game that does this.
Boys, you ever read about the suicide of a woman and think, "I bet if I was there to save her, she would want to fuck me."
Actually the worst game of all time.
Actually the worst game of all time.
So glad they made a video game for David Ehrlich
Alex is the perfect representation of the sigma male
Maybe videogames can't be art
The creative experience is knowing, at any time, you have the potential to put a YIIK into the world. Harrowing.
never played this but a steam reviewer said that this was "persona 3 but written by a redditor" and i think they might be right
"Peak fiction" doesn't even begin to describe it
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the protagonist from YIIK so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to look at him I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Alex Eggleston. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Alex tight hipster ass. I want him to have my mutant gen z babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me YIIKING OFF to porn of him. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Alex again.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me YIIKING OFF to porn of him. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Alex again.
YIIK at such a low score?!?! You gotta be YIIKing me! You're out of your YIIKing mind!
Move over Mother 3
my boyfriend wont stop living through this rpg game please take it away from him i am begging you