Elden Ring ultimately brings nothing new to the table hell the reviewers didn't even finish the game yet they're throwing positive reviewers left and right. Remember death loop? that's what I thought. And here's the kicker folks PC performance is apparently abysmal and yet Elden Ring is somehow GOTY, How so? all you do in this game is give run around a empty deserted "open world" landscape killing everything and anything that somewhat moves. "FROM SOFTWARE GAMES really hit that home run! The game is garbage it's mediocre! but most Elden Ring Shills will just say "Oh it's so revolutionary." or "You just suck at the game and you got filtered by the first boss and blah blah blah." No it's not! it's not in any sense of that word
It's the same old BS Fromsoftware releases. it's an asset flip and now it's being rewarded! If this is the best the medium has to offer then I'm out. I don't wanna play video games anymore if this is the standard for quality.

Reviewed on Mar 20, 2022


7 Comments


2 years ago

k. bye.
"Nothing new" 😂

2 years ago

I can't tell if this review is serious or not. But this person also gave Resident Evil 6 an 8/10, so I'm gonna assume it's a troll.

2 years ago

Dude are you fucking high

2 years ago

BASED

2 years ago

chad as fuck