When I was like 12, my older cousin gave me his 360 and a bunch of his old games. This was unfortunately one of them. One stint of morbid curiosity later and my entire weekend was ruined. No, just no. I wish I could give this a zero, every single solitary frame from the opening scene to the credits is nothing but hell, actual torture. Fuck this thing, and fuck whoever made it. Usually I don't insult dev teams, but when the game is both horrendous AND has a sexist protagonist... yeah no, fuck all of you for making this.

Reviewed on Sep 09, 2023


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