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Trans Irishwoman who is playing way too much and way too little at the same time.
Trans Irishwoman who is playing way too much and way too little at the same time.
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0/10. No that is not a meme ranking, I'm being dead serious.
Ride to Hell Retribution might be a worse game, but I hate Exit Music so, so much fucking more it's unbelievable. At some point I'll make a full review but right now I don't have the energy, I really don't.
Ride to Hell Retribution might be a worse game, but I hate Exit Music so, so much fucking more it's unbelievable. At some point I'll make a full review but right now I don't have the energy, I really don't.
6/10, pretty standard and short as tech demos go, but one thing I do honestly think it has going for it are the tight combat zones, very well suited for combine combat and sort of a shame there aren't more in HL2 proper.
Aside from that, was sorta cool when Dark Interval played in the church, suited the atmosphere in there pretty well.
Aside from that, was sorta cool when Dark Interval played in the church, suited the atmosphere in there pretty well.
2/10. Dreadful. Fucking Dreadful.
My eyes actually hurt now, that's how irritating this was to look at. Nvidia really thought "Ah yes, sharper image + more shadows + overly bright lighting = Better game" like the absolute tools they are.
On top of the nauseating visuals and frame choppiness (I have a 3070 ti so that's ridiculous) this mod introduces actual bugs, most notably, moving platforms just... not doing what they're supposed to do, and falling asleep.
They even think they're being slick and hip with the secret 'Nivida processors sent to Black Mesa and Aperture' easter egg, fuck off. Fuck off with the nvidia cube as well, low-effort advertisement in a shitty mod for a great game you've desecrated.
I can't give it a 1/10 as, at its core, it's still Portal, an incredibly fun atmospheric, comedic puzzle game. Having said that, dear god just play the original Portal, not this RTX horseshit. Pay no heed to the upcoming Half-Life 2 RTX as well, it's likely to be just as shit.
My eyes actually hurt now, that's how irritating this was to look at. Nvidia really thought "Ah yes, sharper image + more shadows + overly bright lighting = Better game" like the absolute tools they are.
On top of the nauseating visuals and frame choppiness (I have a 3070 ti so that's ridiculous) this mod introduces actual bugs, most notably, moving platforms just... not doing what they're supposed to do, and falling asleep.
They even think they're being slick and hip with the secret 'Nivida processors sent to Black Mesa and Aperture' easter egg, fuck off. Fuck off with the nvidia cube as well, low-effort advertisement in a shitty mod for a great game you've desecrated.
I can't give it a 1/10 as, at its core, it's still Portal, an incredibly fun atmospheric, comedic puzzle game. Having said that, dear god just play the original Portal, not this RTX horseshit. Pay no heed to the upcoming Half-Life 2 RTX as well, it's likely to be just as shit.