Sorry! if this sounds harsh but everyone involved in the making of this game I just have one question for you...
How old are you? I mean, there's no way anyone on this dev team was above the age of 12 making this game, how could they think most of the material in this game was funny or entertaining? Seriously, I mean that music minigame with the Rabbids covering the song they're singing? Awful, and they have you swing your arms around with the Wii Remote and Nunchuck for the ENTIRE runtime of the song, I look like I'm doing an insane persons dance. They're making me dance like a lunatic while the game is set on the difficulty mode that the second player gets no points. Because of this, the guy below me got MORE POINTS despite doing less of the dance, so why is his worth more than MINE? What, did he
Do the double points dance or something? Why does his get twice the points mine does, I CAME IN SECOND. Anyways, if you're assuming that I wasn't a big fan of this game so far then
Righty-O! you're on the money. But it wasn't ALL awful, there was one game where I had to
Press and hold the A button while shooting at chickens, I guess that one was okay, though now that I think about it I don't think it was the chicken game where I had to hold the A button, oh that's right it was the posing minigame. Sorry, I just pulled a
Switcheroo! in my head there but don't worry, I figured it out. You know what, here's another pet peeve about this game I have, picking the minigame. You have to pick from a list of pre-generated choices in the form of different TV channels, seriously at that point you might as well
Spin the wheel of fate and let that decide for you instead. And here take a guess, seriously, take a guess at
How many players do you think this game can torture at once? EIGHT. ITS EIGHT. This is a new record for shovelware that's never been seen before. It doesn't help that the game balancing is TERRIBLE in this game, at many points I'll find myself saying
That's too hard! when playing a minigame and at other points,
That's too easy! like, they really couldn't find a sane balance between the two. If I had to
Narrow it down between playing this or most other party games, it'd be a pretty easy decision, just saying. And
I know it! I know what you're thinking, "Really, you'd even pick Mario Party 10 over this?" and you know what, you're
Correct! I would pick MP10 over this slop, I can't take playing this game anymore, I CAN'T TAKE IT
YES! I WOULD PLAY MARIO PARTY 10 OVER THIS GAME, OKAY. I'M JUST ABOUT DONE BEING
Niiicceeee ABOUT THIS, I HATE TV PARTY I HATE IT. THE NOTION THAT I'VE EVER ENJOYED PLAYING MUCH OF TV PARTY IS ENTIRELY
False! Okay, entirely
Incorrect! Okay, I'm sorry just
Gimme a moment! to catch my breath and get back on track for this review. Look, if I had to describe this game in just one word, It's pretentious. It insists on itself, It thinks its better than you. It thinks you need to be some highly intelligent, super smart guy to play this but at the same time, also has immature low-IQ gags like the Rabbids running around with different clothing items on their head so they can't see. Shirts, underwear but most commonly, Pants. Who do these devs think they are? Making a game that constantly berates the player for not being smart enough while also having the nerve to make Pants jokes, what do you need to be both of these things at the same time? Must my PANTS be SMART? Would I enjoy this game better if I had some sort of smarty pants? Huh?!? Well you know what, then you should've called the game that to make the player aware of that when they bought it, rather than just thrusting it upon an unsuspecting player such as myself, so you know what, I don't care, I'M going to change the name of this game. I'm going to be the one to save the generations of the future who want to play this game. So from this day forward this game will no longer go by the name Rayman Raving Rabbids: TV Party, no, from this day further, I'd like to once and for all welcome you to a new experience, I'd like to welcome you to something "special". Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to be the first of many to say:
Welcome to Smarty Pants!
How old are you? I mean, there's no way anyone on this dev team was above the age of 12 making this game, how could they think most of the material in this game was funny or entertaining? Seriously, I mean that music minigame with the Rabbids covering the song they're singing? Awful, and they have you swing your arms around with the Wii Remote and Nunchuck for the ENTIRE runtime of the song, I look like I'm doing an insane persons dance. They're making me dance like a lunatic while the game is set on the difficulty mode that the second player gets no points. Because of this, the guy below me got MORE POINTS despite doing less of the dance, so why is his worth more than MINE? What, did he
Do the double points dance or something? Why does his get twice the points mine does, I CAME IN SECOND. Anyways, if you're assuming that I wasn't a big fan of this game so far then
Righty-O! you're on the money. But it wasn't ALL awful, there was one game where I had to
Press and hold the A button while shooting at chickens, I guess that one was okay, though now that I think about it I don't think it was the chicken game where I had to hold the A button, oh that's right it was the posing minigame. Sorry, I just pulled a
Switcheroo! in my head there but don't worry, I figured it out. You know what, here's another pet peeve about this game I have, picking the minigame. You have to pick from a list of pre-generated choices in the form of different TV channels, seriously at that point you might as well
Spin the wheel of fate and let that decide for you instead. And here take a guess, seriously, take a guess at
How many players do you think this game can torture at once? EIGHT. ITS EIGHT. This is a new record for shovelware that's never been seen before. It doesn't help that the game balancing is TERRIBLE in this game, at many points I'll find myself saying
That's too hard! when playing a minigame and at other points,
That's too easy! like, they really couldn't find a sane balance between the two. If I had to
Narrow it down between playing this or most other party games, it'd be a pretty easy decision, just saying. And
I know it! I know what you're thinking, "Really, you'd even pick Mario Party 10 over this?" and you know what, you're
Correct! I would pick MP10 over this slop, I can't take playing this game anymore, I CAN'T TAKE IT
YES! I WOULD PLAY MARIO PARTY 10 OVER THIS GAME, OKAY. I'M JUST ABOUT DONE BEING
Niiicceeee ABOUT THIS, I HATE TV PARTY I HATE IT. THE NOTION THAT I'VE EVER ENJOYED PLAYING MUCH OF TV PARTY IS ENTIRELY
False! Okay, entirely
Incorrect! Okay, I'm sorry just
Gimme a moment! to catch my breath and get back on track for this review. Look, if I had to describe this game in just one word, It's pretentious. It insists on itself, It thinks its better than you. It thinks you need to be some highly intelligent, super smart guy to play this but at the same time, also has immature low-IQ gags like the Rabbids running around with different clothing items on their head so they can't see. Shirts, underwear but most commonly, Pants. Who do these devs think they are? Making a game that constantly berates the player for not being smart enough while also having the nerve to make Pants jokes, what do you need to be both of these things at the same time? Must my PANTS be SMART? Would I enjoy this game better if I had some sort of smarty pants? Huh?!? Well you know what, then you should've called the game that to make the player aware of that when they bought it, rather than just thrusting it upon an unsuspecting player such as myself, so you know what, I don't care, I'M going to change the name of this game. I'm going to be the one to save the generations of the future who want to play this game. So from this day forward this game will no longer go by the name Rayman Raving Rabbids: TV Party, no, from this day further, I'd like to once and for all welcome you to a new experience, I'd like to welcome you to something "special". Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to be the first of many to say:
Welcome to Smarty Pants!
SmartyPants
1 year ago