While far from the most offensive thing I've ever played, this is a very nothing game. You can pretty much figure out the whole gimmick from the get-go. The remainder is a mediocre platformer with a hint of exploration for babies. It has all the geek and gamer jokes you can imagine that are meant to be ironic but doesn't cross over into funny.

Two stars may even be kinda high, but as someone who does a lot of tight deadline game jams I can find some enjoyment in a shitty platformer.