Top 20 Best Quotes From EarthBound
This was going to be a top 10 and then a top 15, but I kept remembering lines I liked. There aren't even any Mr. Saturn lines on this list, that's how good the writing in this game is. There are still more lines I could include, but I won't make this a top 25.
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"You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!"
“I also helped in the battle… I threw my slippers at the beast… Maybe you didn’t notice.”
“A Beatles’ song, XXXterday. Can you fill in the blanks?"
Yes: "That's correct, I'm impressed!"
No: "Buzzzzt! 'A Beatles song, Noterday.' Wrong!"
Yes: "That's correct, I'm impressed!"
No: "Buzzzzt! 'A Beatles song, Noterday.' Wrong!"
"It's me... I'm you when you were younger. Hey, let's play ball. Do you prefer reading comics or playing games? What? You're busy?"
"No problem here."
“Broken down, old submarine. The yellow color is purely coincidental."
“Jeff wets his bed sometimes. But other than that, he’s a good boy.”
"I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moles, of course. I believe I am the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot!"
"Green green, oops, I’m new at this."
10
“You will be gone, and you’ll be burning in… Well, you’ll go to heaven!”
11
"At the Milky Well, Ness thinks he hears his mother from far away... She says, 'Be a thoughtful, Strong boy...'"
12
"I feel... g...o...o...d..."
13
"His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot!"
14
"Yaaaieeee!! That Diamond... you're going to pay with that Diamond?! O... o... okay, th... that's fine... You should thank me. That Diamond is worth maybe, MAYBE, $50."
15
"Say, 'Mommy! Daddy! I'm so frightened! I think I'm gonna wet my pants!'"
16
"To complete your trial, I am going to break your legs. You will lose the use of them."
17
"Pictures taken instantaneously! I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! Okay, get ready for an instant memory! Look at the camera... Ready... Say, 'fuzzy pickles.'"
18
"If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' ...Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me..."
19
"Oh, you want an autograph? Okay, I'll give you my autograph on this banana peel... Here you go. (Ness got the Signed Banana.) Oh, and this is a bonus... Smack!"
20
“Onett police are infamous for closing roads if something is going on. We are going for the world record…”