Got this game as an ad for another mobile game and went "oh, retro bullet hell could be a cool thing on mobile" and fucking God it was so brainless it made me reevaluate my life. I only spent 10 minutes on this crap and I fully understood the futility of mobile games. Fucking useless time wasters made to ring bells and whistles by being the most inoffensive shit gameplay/visuals wise, but still somehow activate those silly little dopamine receptors in the human brain so you can waste time and money. Fuck off.

Reviewed on Apr 12, 2024


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