One day, when they have run out of shit to nostalgia bait us with, they will have to go searching deep. Deep in the ancient ruins of a warehouse in California, a disc will be found, and upon that mighty circular artifact will be the writings of PYST. Knowing that they have landed the jackpot, the Future Media Conglomerate will set off creating the newest hit universe. There will be PYST limited series, PYST movies, and most importantly, PYST video games. They will all stay extremely faithful to the charming 1990's style and will even resurrect John Goodman with AI and CGI! Sadly, it will be a huge flop just as it was in 1996 because the world doesn't want media that shows the utter decay of such a beautiful landscape, mirroring the dystopia they live in. I know, however, that if I was alive in such a time, that I would be clapping my hands and wiggling all 8 of my oversized toes to get my hands on PYST 2: RePyst.

Reviewed on Jun 18, 2022


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