Wait, this was... good? I'm serious, I thought it would just be dated 90s humor and annoying hyper-masculinity, but this was a legitimately fun experience all the way through. The weapons were fun to use, the enemies were tough but not bullshit (for the most part), the level design was shockingly kind of great for a game like this, my only real complaint was with the sound design. The soundtrack isn't memorable outside of the main theme, the sound effects don't really pack a punch, and there were times when the audio drivers decided to torture me whenever I was underwater or in a metallic room. Overall, this was a nice experience that kept me entertained throughout, though not one I see myself coming back to often like other games of the same ilk. Hail to the king, baby.