This game has Randy.

We're so back.

Peak Steel III shits all over Cold Slop II.

Cold Steel IV Taste So Good When U Ain’t Got A Bitch In Ya Ear Telling You It’s Nasty

On the one hand the plot is kind of a mess but on the other its still kinda peak kino cinema so yeah imma give it a 9/10

This is a really weird comparison but this game reminded me a lot of Kirby's Return to Dreamland and I mean that in the best way possible. There is a particular vibe that I have only ever felt playing that game as a kid and this one now. Kinda peak ngl.

Society has progressed past the need for Spec Ops: The Line. We have Undertale.

I quite liked this game but persona is absolutely not beating the monotony simulator allegations because holy shit does it feel like nothing is happening for like 40% of the game

Remember kids, your fate is predetermined and you should sit back and let your best friend die despite being blessed with the power to stop it because... uhh... the universe wills it... or something...