I've never seen a game so confused on what message it wants to tell anyone who's playing it or for who this game was even meant for in the first place.

Reviewed on Feb 05, 2022


27 Comments


2 years ago

this is caligula but good

2 years ago

I am inside your walls

2 years ago

caligula fans are the most confused species

2 years ago

drakenier fans are the most pseud single-celled organisms
fans of terrible japanese rpgs should be banding together, not at eachother's throats

2 years ago

shouldn't you be busy eagerly waiting for the nintendo stream to announce more collect-a-thons to be commenting on backloggd reviews.

2 years ago

Get this man a new Pokémon game
i don't even like collectathons

2 years ago

^
coin noises
WAHOOOOO

2 years ago

caligula fans when a video game doesn't have a longer script than the holy bible and doesn't look like a shitty "how to draw manga" book from the early 2000s

2 years ago

Compost briefly pausing his 521st Pokemon Emerald cucklocke to post the worst backloggd comments imaginable

2 years ago

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c you are literally british

2 years ago

Who is this bombuck fellow

2 years ago

Good post

2 years ago

assuming that anyone considers drakengard to be some deep or thoughtful narrative only further proves your confusion

2 years ago

it goes like this chandler: nobody praises drakengard for its storytelling or gameplay. only for its bizarre conveyance of madness, its dark humor, and for its off the wall soundtrack. it's really edgy shit, but it has some super cool imagery if what it does is your thing.
nier's the one people praise for storytelling, and that one's worth the praise. automata less so, but it has a lot of cool worldbuilding built off the first game

Also I never said it was deep. I'm saying a lot of the rabid fans are all deluded and somehow manage to make every game sound like the most pretentious and uninteresting things to ever exist somehow, insane skill honestly.

2 years ago

Big talk coming from someone with Planescape Torment AND 13 sentinels in the favorites

2 years ago

bombuck

2 years ago

bombuck breaking

2 years ago

I am just bombuck breaking

2 years ago

damn a rare example of a caligula fan being correct - even down to automata having a weaker narrative than og nier

you get a pass today

2 years ago

Thanks! Glad I could make these boring games sound even more uninteresting and pretentious than they already are! :D

2 years ago

only children's media has clear-cut messages my guy

2 years ago

Yea, that's why children's media is epic. They're neither boring nor pretentious.

2 years ago

wtf is happening LOL

2 years ago

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2 years ago

¯\\(ツ)