Never have I ever played a 3D platformer that gave me such a visceral reaction as this game did. I thought I just didn't like 3D platformers anymore because of it. Everything in this game is the epitome of obnoxious, between absolute garbage level design, camera and controls functioning as well as trying to run on a treadmill on ice while being sprayed with water in the face, to the entire game having the sound design of slapstick kids commercial for the newest Slime Toy TM. If you give this game anything above 3 stars I genuinely feel bad for you of how you lie to yourself. Just go play Mario 64 if you want a good platformer from that era.

Reviewed on Mar 30, 2022


10 Comments


2 years ago

GUH-HUH

2 years ago

GUH-HUH
I don't share your disgust but I appreciate your conviction.

2 years ago

this game has the aesthetic sensibilities of a small town minigolf course

2 years ago

GUH-HUH

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GUH-HUH

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2 years ago

GUH-HUH
GUH-HUH

9 months ago

GUH-HUH

3 months ago

What did Banjo-Kazooie ever do to you