"One Of The Worst And Clunkiest Games I Have Ever Played In My Life"

Really not too much to say in this review. I opened this game up and was fiddling with the settings in order to see if I could make anything look better, but the game looked absolutely atrocious. The textures are so horrible, I don't think I have played a game since the PSX was still around when games looked this unremarkable. There were a dozen menus and tutorials popping in and out of the screen while I was struggling with the clunky controls, while a repetitive soundtrack played in the background.

I literally had no idea what to do in this game, and there was no direction at all. It was uneventful, ugly, and a complete waste of my time. I don't even remember how this ended up in my library, but the fact that its being sold for $30 is downright ridiculous. This is going to be the biggest Not Recommend I will have ever given to this day writing reviews. I honestly think I need to find God in order to atone for playing this sinful game. Lord help me...

Final Verdict: 1/10 (Terrible)