This game actually, genuinely fucking blows. Imagine the most uninspired and dull hidden object/puzzle game you can think of. This is that game.
That other review wasn't wrong about it being a drawer opening simulator, because that's what you're doing in most of the game aside from solving some very milquetoast puzzles. I can get having light puzzles, but the puzzles in this game barely qualify as puzzles given how braindead easy they are. Hell, you can literally beat the game in 13 seconds if you know what you're doing! That also tells me the devs also barely cared about what they're making.
The voices, along with the choice of voice acting are also really annoying and so poorly acted. They're also so oddly pitch shifted and tampered with that I can hear the crappy audio editing in it. They may or may not only have had two voice actors. Fair enough, given the low budget this game most likely had. But there's better ways to morph someone's voice that it isn't so painfully obvious that it's the same person.
Oh, and the game runs like total ass, despite having a PC that vastly outclasses the recommended specs, and is able to run most modern games at high/max settings perfectly at 75fps, my monitor's max refresh rate, no problem. There's no reason that it should run at like 45-60fps AVERAGE given it's age and graphical fidelity. Even the max fps when I turned vsync off I got was like 110, when I can run Doom 2016 maxed perfectly, a game about as old! DXVK or dgVoodoo didn't really fix it either, so it's not a compatibility thing or whatever.
This is the worst kind of a shitty game, the boring type, because it's so forgettable and bland that I got nothing from the experience. There are much better things on Steam that you could spend a dollar on. I would unironically get more entertainment out of a shitty asset flip hentai game, than I ever will with this.
That other review wasn't wrong about it being a drawer opening simulator, because that's what you're doing in most of the game aside from solving some very milquetoast puzzles. I can get having light puzzles, but the puzzles in this game barely qualify as puzzles given how braindead easy they are. Hell, you can literally beat the game in 13 seconds if you know what you're doing! That also tells me the devs also barely cared about what they're making.
The voices, along with the choice of voice acting are also really annoying and so poorly acted. They're also so oddly pitch shifted and tampered with that I can hear the crappy audio editing in it. They may or may not only have had two voice actors. Fair enough, given the low budget this game most likely had. But there's better ways to morph someone's voice that it isn't so painfully obvious that it's the same person.
Oh, and the game runs like total ass, despite having a PC that vastly outclasses the recommended specs, and is able to run most modern games at high/max settings perfectly at 75fps, my monitor's max refresh rate, no problem. There's no reason that it should run at like 45-60fps AVERAGE given it's age and graphical fidelity. Even the max fps when I turned vsync off I got was like 110, when I can run Doom 2016 maxed perfectly, a game about as old! DXVK or dgVoodoo didn't really fix it either, so it's not a compatibility thing or whatever.
This is the worst kind of a shitty game, the boring type, because it's so forgettable and bland that I got nothing from the experience. There are much better things on Steam that you could spend a dollar on. I would unironically get more entertainment out of a shitty asset flip hentai game, than I ever will with this.
HylianBran
1 year ago