Sure, it may be a clunky Game Boy Castlevania where you walk and jump as fast as a dying snail, and sure, the Soleiyu Belmont and Dracula boss battles both suck ass and require pixel perfect precision and memorization in a game where each step your character takes feels agonizingly slow, but this game - in 1991 - also happened to create one of the best-sounding Game Boy soundtracks ever and this game has box art that would look great spray-painted on some dude's van, so it honestly evens out.