Fat Princess should thank its lucky stars that 2010-era Internet lingo is so old-fashioned that it barely registers as a "meme" anymore because there is nothing scarier than starting a video game and seeing the loading screen say "Now with more Internet memes!". (There's All Your Base and pwned jokes in this game, in case you're wondering)

As for the actual gameplay, I can't rate the multiplayer since I was unable to play it, but the single player campaign for this game is the most wonderful blend of frustrating and entertaining. I spent over 45 minutes on a match and I felt like a goddamn champion after I finally broke the stalemate.

Sure, some of that excitement wore off when the resulting story mode cutscene told me that Fat Princess got kidnapped again and I better go do it again, but in that brief moment, I was the greatest Captain of the Guard.

Reviewed on May 29, 2023


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