This game is the coolest big mech fighting game until Gundam: Battle Assault comes out, and even then it's still putting up a good fight.

Football, but it's really really cool.

To those that think you can subtract points from a perfect arcade experience you are wrong. LA Machineguns is still in my memory exactly as vivid as it was 1999. Always play a L.A. Machineguns or a Gunblade NY machine if it is within visible range from you.

Have a ton of fun as a cool green haired lady as you completely forget that this is still somehow apart of the Wonder Boy series.

What if Dr. Mario was ooz'n with cool. Dr. Luigi comes in with a big fat L shaped punt to your grandma's Dr. Mario. This game is p tight. Can you imagine choosing the shorter doctor?

Would jailbreak someone else's iPhone in Jr. High and High School again just to play this game.

1997

The fuck'n Mario level pc classic we deserve.

Towerfall players are just sitting around wishing they where in fact playing Samurai Gunn instead.

Imagine if I liked any of the character designs of Virtua Fighter and you'd have Virtua Fighter Kids.

Haven't you ever wanted your SHMUP to have big bright PINK BULLETS!??!?!!11!!? Well that is good news as Last Hope finally has PINK BULLETS!!!!!!11!!!!!1!! Feast your eyes upon finally legible graphics as you fly around and go pew pew.

A worse version of Immortal Redneck or Ziggurat. It's got it's moments at least.

If you're a tiny broke ass kid, and you see this for $10 on the budget row of PC games at Walmart you're going to be pretty happy. Zax is some good budget casual gaming from the kings Reflexive Entertainment. It's another top down shooter akin to their other games Alien Shooter and Crimsonland. It's pretty good. A lot better then Wik. Fuck Wik.

Nothing gets me going then playing a supremely mediocre fantasy game only to find out that my magic is powered by Skittles and that this is the most straight faced nightmarish advergame. I can say however that it is in fact a game.