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Dynamite Cop
1998
SkiFree
1991
Mischief Makers
1997
King's Field
1994
Fromsoftware at last has atoned for their sin of codifying the "wait and press the i-frame button" action game. The proactive, aggressive movement and positioning action game, resurrected by the studio that killed it, nature is healing. (And in fairness they killed it by making really good defensive/reactive games that everyone blandly riffed on, you don't blame the GOAT for their herd)
Freakhunter
2023
Freakhunter
2023
Vampire Survivors
2021
an affront to human dignity; an empty slot machine set to freeplay, cheese in a maze only the maze is a hallway and the cheese isn't real, reward loops and progression systems liberated from the chains of interaction. If you like this game you aren't allowed to complain about any of the bullshit AAA and Gacha games pull to hook people on their garbage.
Time Crisis
1995
Zortch
2023
This review contains spoilers
I've often asked myself, what if Unreal was a Serious-Sampilled Turokcel, and it was going Quake II (Nintendo 64 version) mode on my PC? Well thankfully I finally have an answer, and it's kind of like if Painkiller was A Zorchpilled DukeNukemcel going Good Game mode on my PC.