Poker Face Paul was running some kind of card game racket in the North American Game Gear market methinks, cause he's got four of these damn games on the system. My grandma had this one and the poker one, the other two are gin and blackjack. You think Capcom's bad with splitting up Mega Man compilations? Well look at Poker Face Paul splitting up card games.

To be completely honest, I have zero reason to play this other than to revisit it for the sake of my eternal backlog remembrance, because it's about as clunky as you'd imagine trying to play Klondike (that's the "Solitaire" you probably generally think of) without physical cards to interact with or a mouse to guide them. To make things worse, the sheer thought of trying to discern which cards are of which suit on the horrible Game Gear screen will probably give me a night terror in my sleep tonight. Poker Face Paul Solitaire might've possibly have been the reason my grandma's vision got even worse later in her life.

So there ya go, my completely manufactured reason to despise this Wii-esque shovelware title. Fuck you Poker Face Paul, I hope you get poked to the point of mutilation. Go poke yourself ya mustachioed git.