Year of the Rabbit #1: Recommended by... uh...I'll just say Cold_Comfort...

Yuletide givings often make way for me to put a game to the forefront, if I don't at least try my gift I'll feel like a terrible friend! Oh, shame on me for leaving it on my steam wishlist since the day it came out, the poor thing sitting out on my doorstep for years, waiting for me to open the door. It's going to catch a cold! You can rest with comfort now little one, warm yourself by the fire and have as many cookies as you like for my apology, I'm on a diet anyway.

Science girl who wishes to be cyber rabbit, what will they think of next? Are they trying to copy me, or did I copy them? Bullets brush past me as I cling to my bombs and lives by the skin of my teeth, hardcore electronic dance music goes crazy with the appearance of the fourth mini-boss. Vee in real life kicks their legs in an effort to go "NGAAAAAAAH" as they desperately weave between the not-actually-that-big bullets with their cute little hitbox. I say to myself "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" as I unleash the giant unholy laser beam of armageddon on my enemies, big giant shiny objects of interest manifest from the carcasses of my defeated enemies attempting to distract my draconic gaze upon the screen.

I. Must. Collect. All. I. Must. Destroy. All.

Is this what it feels like to be a dragon?

Weird, a rabbit-dragon? That's stupid Vee.

Oh so bright graphics, this isn't a GBA game is it? Oh thank goodness! The music is really good! I'm listening as we speak~. A splendid little welcome mat for those only beginning their adventure into maniacal shooting, with fun QoL and a stage select to practice the final boss over and over again. I think I just like the music for that part...was it the perfect gift?

Sadly, all references lost upon me aside from perhaps tidbits of allusions to Esp Ra.De. thanks to my Freeza day playthrough. Maybe I should go back to that now, maybe I'll enjoy it more after my training in Bloo Revolver. A new interest perhaps? A treasure trove awaits me if so, I might even try those touhous people go on about. What the hell's a raymoo?

Battle Garegga this, Ketsui that. Fine then... I'll play your little games... one day...

Reviewed on Jan 14, 2023


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