What do you look for in a game YON?

Fun mechanics and engaging gameplay YON?

Interesting story with twists and likeable characters YON?

Metroidvanias, castleroids, search actions, loseyourwayers, indy jones platformers YON?!

Fun? Amusement? Enjoyment? Entertainment? A simple quality for simple minds who require simple things in a simple medium. Have I got the recommendation for you from me, of which was given to me from someone else and is now given to you.

Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!! This isn't some boring grey-brown shootbang garbage. It's got more character in it's pinky than the crap these days! La-di-da-di-da. 🎵

Sometimes all you need is an ultra-colorful platformer about finding your house as a silly little kid, with off-the-wall dialogue that will make you recite it for weeks. It's as childish as the kid you're playing as, but... goddamn was I a happy childish person by the end of it. Seriously no reason not to play it, it's short and as sweet as sweetarts with English readily available everywhere. There's even no problems on PCSX2 YON! No excuse YON!

So either pee or get off the pot. /treyparkervoice

YIPPIE YO! YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

Reviewed on Jan 23, 2023


3 Comments


1 year ago

it's like that great scene in shark tale

1 year ago

the world if poinie was an entrepreneur ---> https://youtu.be/Iyu44eG4K1A

1 year ago

electing poinie to all seats of the supreme court and rank of earth prime minister.