May 26th of 2023

We regret to inform that Banban has died of lead poisoning. He wasn't a good friend nor was he a particularly useful member of society, but we figured this news should be passed around for some reason.

We won't bother to announce the funeral as we've already dumped the body in a hole since no one gives a shit, a fitting end to a legacy that was never welcomed. Buried and forgotten, with nothing but silent and hungry earthworms for company along with the overwhelming crushing of the six feet deep soil that is left unmarked.

Convenient.

Like an overly loud soundboard scream in a discord voice call.