I'm a massive, straight up ignorant hater of games like Wuthering Waves. Frankly because I think gacha is pathetic. A cash cow, but pathetic. You can hit me with "This game is played by X amount of players and made whatever amount of money." Bitch, this is a slot machine with somewhat in-depth combat mechanics. Like you can see me as a bummer but let's make one thing clear: this is exclusively about warming you up to the idea to pay for pulls.

It was fun mindlessly beating up enemies with the free pulls I got but I couldn't help seeing the mediocrity of Genshin bleeding in every aspect of this game; and the 50 free pulls just seems like a desperate attempt by the devs to chip people off of games they've settled in like Genshin or any mid video games that are a front for gambling addictions.

A rapidly stale monetization approach to sketchy, rip off software will defended to the ends of the earth because people want to jerk off to anime women. Sad shit my man. Let me put you on game: you can jerk off to anime women for free. Don't up your credit card utilization rate for this. Look me in the eyes, bro. Please jerk off to anime women for free. Go get you a five star bitch irl. Start a 401k. Don't buy pulls for this game, bro. Bro.

This time in gaming sucks.

Reviewed on May 24, 2024


4 Comments


23 days ago

The music is nice.

22 days ago

Will you be my 5 stars pogchamp?? You are so motivational bro I'll unlog my imaginary log of Wuthering (is that a word) Waves immediately.

Does this game also have a 6 hours long tutorial

21 days ago

@PitSolitayrh Wuthering is a real word. That reminds me, the name of the game sucks too. Genshin IMPACT and Honkai Star Rail are at least catchy names. Wuthering Waves is an alliteration on some Looney Tunes shit. Suffering Succotash.

21 days ago

Ye a real tongue twister. My third born job will get a job before I can say the name out loud without shame.