This review contains spoilers

Play as a T-Rex chef called Trexito in a boring and buggy pizza restaurant sim, whose boss Alpadino is an ex-mafia leader who once murdered a dinosaur whose partner was pregnant. All for amber, which turned out to be some new chemical marvel material, but then quit the life and stole it all to give to the government scientists, only for it to catch up to him when Trexito gets fucking shot point blank, but survives because the hitman was an amateur. Alpadino then leaves and returns later with a plan to poison the mafia families, so Trexito fucking murders an entire mafia organisation over multiple weeks by poisoning their pizzas. Name of the pizza style used to kill them? Alpizzino.
Then the game ends and Trexito goes to listen to their favorite K-Pop band.

Bet you didn't expect that when looking at the game, huh?

Reviewed on Dec 22, 2023


1 Comment


4 months ago

I... what