WhiskeyShotguns's Doom Eternal Review

Best FPS, better than the rest, lore is hilariously convoluted, level design comes straight from metal album covers (they always have guys) yet this time there’s mario involved and mario is pretty good right? The combat is an addicting frenzy that will melt your beurons until you’re rendered some gelatinous substance, which rules. I have never had to go back to work or listen to myself chew food no longer for I merely need never eat again. This is the citizen kane of video games. This is the stone cold Steve austin of foods for thoughts. THIS is my new Dad. Doom eternal, and if you disagree, then you need to go home and take a long, cold, hard nap. So get comfortable, bud.

Reviewed on May 03, 2020

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