I, like Icarus, have flown too close to the sun and my ownership of this game is evidence of my hubris. The overwhelmingly bad reviews did not stop me from buying this for $5 at a Game Stop. "I have fun with bad games" I had thought "Surely it would be fun to at least rip on", Wrong. This game commits the greatest crime a videogame can commit. Not being poorly written, or buggy, or ugly, or anything of the sort. It commits the unforgivable crime of being boring. This game is so boring it's not even funny. Not only is the game play not stimulating in any way but there's not even anything to Joke about. The first time they dance is a little funny but after that you are nothing but a machine mindlessly completing tasks

A lot of the art is pretty tho ngl. Like the physical copy came with a little ticket thing and it is cute.