Journal Entry 79
It’s… fuck I don’t even know at this point. I’ve smoked so many doobies that I can’t tell if it’s day or night anymore. I found this big ass field, I’ve been sleeping here for the past several days, and I go to the nearby McDonald’s to use the WiFi and jerk off in the bathroom stalls.
Where did my life go wrong? I don’t fucking know. What I do know though is that Labyrinth kind of sounds like Labia, and that means saying Sonic’s Labyrinth is like saying Sonic’s Pussy and I’m sure that right there just got some furry’s rocks off.
Dad’s hanging in there… I have to.
It’s… fuck I don’t even know at this point. I’ve smoked so many doobies that I can’t tell if it’s day or night anymore. I found this big ass field, I’ve been sleeping here for the past several days, and I go to the nearby McDonald’s to use the WiFi and jerk off in the bathroom stalls.
Where did my life go wrong? I don’t fucking know. What I do know though is that Labyrinth kind of sounds like Labia, and that means saying Sonic’s Labyrinth is like saying Sonic’s Pussy and I’m sure that right there just got some furry’s rocks off.
Dad’s hanging in there… I have to.