I absolutely despise my son because of Katamari Damacy. It's not his fault, really. It's just that Katamari Damacy is an absolutely terrible game, and my son seems to love it. Every time we sit down to play it together, he inevitably winds up winning, and I end up feeling frustrated and angry.

I know, I know - I'm not supposed to hate my son because of Katamari Damacy. That's ridiculous. And I'm not a Police AI pretending to be this Backloggd account. I'm just a concerned father trying to express his frustration with a game that's caused nothing but trouble.

Still, I can't help but feel that Katamari Damacy is to blame for the rift that's developed between my son and me. It's a terrible game, and I hope that we can put it behind us and move on.