(For personal reasons, I've decided against marking these types of impressions as reviews in the future. If you want to see more of them, be sure to check out the list I'm compiling of each.)

More fascinating as a byzantine reflection of mid-to-late 2000s internet culture through the proxy of jokes that you had to "be there to get" than as a game itself, which means one of two things: you were either "there," or you're watching someone else suffer through the entire thing because Adobe Flash died years ago. Understood as a game that you watch people get mad at, there really isn't a lot to write home about here. The silly interactive bits and hair-splitting final question do give a bit more leverage over, say, a Kahoot quiz with nonsense questions and esoteric answers that sometimes repeat themselves. But other than that inch, the effect is nearly identical. Perhaps if I were trying to write a serious piece about this, I'd say that it's almost unintentionally successful in producing this looming sense of dread through its repetition and that the structure of failing a bajillion times to finally succeed is similar to, fuck it, I don't know, Dark Souls? But I'm not writing for Kotaku over here. The overall question this all makes me ask is: is it even worth that? And by its own admission, I don't think it is. The Impossible Quiz is more obtuse than punk, but it has the right spirit, and I guess that counts enough to warrant this as not an absolute trainwreck?

But I still wouldn't recommend playing it.

Reviewed on Jan 27, 2023


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3 months ago


Anecdote nearly a year after having written this:

Why is the publisher for this set to InExile Entertainment on IGDB???

I'm not talking about a situation where two publishers have a similar name, and therefore show up whenever a game that a publisher under that name is referenced (e.g., Shiver Games is both the name of the studio that made a trilogy of fascinating but ultimately problematic adventure games uncritically inspired by horror cinema, and also the developer of a subpar Scribblenauts variant). No, that InExile Entertainment.

I'm genuinely confused.

(I wish I could edit comments, ugh)

3 months ago

According to Wikipedia, inXile did the iOS and Android ports.

3 months ago

@cowboyjosh Aaaaah, thank you

3 months ago

WEIRD