What [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER] was an [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
otherwise captivating and groundbreaking [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
game with a beautifully composed sountrack, [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
cartoon inspired enemies, [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
and an ambitious narrative [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
was completely tarnished by the most abysmal [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER]
random encounter rate that I have ever witnessed.

Play this ONLY if you want the full Earthbound experience and have [THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A RANDOM ENCOUNTER] A LOT of patience.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end