Good god the negative reviews for this game are beyond strange. The number of people calling this shit "predatory" LOL and I thought letterboxd reviews were bad

It's a dopamine simulator - and a pretty fun one at that. Anyone who's played flash games circa 2010-2013 would know exactly what you're getting here. Not every game needs to be some life-changing experience or break any boundaries, some just need to be a fun ADHD fidget spinner break from the monotony of everyday life