This really feels like the kind of mid-budget banger that would get a dual release on Wii and DS in 2008. I can see the Nintendo Power spread in my mind's eye.

Number Girl needle drop and Xenogears reference make this an 8/10 AT MINIMUM. Everything else brings it up to a STRONG 9. Spent at least half of the game shouting "yOOOOOOOOOO" from the bottom of my heart. Still shaking from the Inazawa Chainsaw sequence. Good shit