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I think the funniest thing ever about this game is how half the dialogue interactions are senseless and absurd and idiotic but when you suggest a threesome you get the most cold, down to earth realistic response

what kinda fuckin name is tripp anyway 🍉🍉

Yeah its all funny haha fun and games until you meet people who talk to each other like this in real life. Facade more prescient than Kojima

When Trip answered the door I asked if he had heard the word of god and then he immediately closed the door and the game ended.

Fun game!

John, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.

You're saying... I should jam this wine glass into my orifices?

when you think about video game staples, these "must-play" games that you have to experience at least once in order to prove to people that you are capable of higher thought, of experiencing and understanding deep narratives and of formulating and expressing opinions and observations that stem from a place of culture and experience, you usually think of games like final fantasy 7, half life, chrono trigger, metal gear solid, halo, super mario 64, portal, and others of a similar caliber

if you haven't booted up this game and typed "melon" at least once, you have truly missed out on one of the most formative and influential cultural experiences of the 2000s and i IMPLORE you to try it out at least once

The way these guys react to compliments as if you just offered them a million dollars speaks volumes about how toxic their relationship must be. Also I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the fact that Grace's torso is made of two stretched ovals.

seems like th3badd3st liked it so that's all that matters to me

Another BANGER entry in the series! This one has been cooking for a while and it shows. I’ve been craving a new Banban for a bit and this delivered that delectable stupidity I’ve been missing. I’m like a Banban junkie and I was going through withdrawals. Sweet serotonin. Can’t wait to watch MatPat lose his god damn mind again playing this one. Excited for the next one!

this is the final fantasy VII of the banban franchise. when banban 14 comes out itll be a very popular mmorpg. refunded the game

this is the best one yet but i can't in good faith give it above a 3

You know, Garten of Banban is basically the western equivalent to Yakuza when you think about it. You spend a lot of the game in buildings, you get attacked in the buildings. A new one comes out whenever you turn your back these days. Majima is there.

Chapter 1 played! Looking reaaaaally good already :')

Played the Chapter 1 demo, great start! I liked the combat mechanic with the staff, makes me interested to see how it's expanded upon. Definitely looking to get the game when it releases :)

Most fun splatoon gameplay imo, just reallyyyy wish there were more levels… way too short, and it gets less replayable once you’ve grinded out everything. Also wish there were more collectables; for example Cipher’s shop is pretty lacking and could use more items.
Also wish there were more lore to it? I was expecting a lot more in the lore department… Really liked the dev diaries though, and seeing dedf1sh’s character get expanded on was great (i’ve been their number 1 fan since day 1)